There is a theory which states that …
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe…
The problem with intelligent design theory is …
The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that it…
My theory of evolution is that Darwin …
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
~ Steven Wright
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The scientific theory I like best is …
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely…
In theory, there is no difference between …
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
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My theory is that all of Scottish …
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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Democracy is the theory that the common …
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to…
Every theory of love, from Plato down, …
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other…
If the facts don’t fit the theory, …
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
~ Albert Einstein
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The theory of evolution by cumulative natural …
The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of…
Here’s my theory about meetings and life; …
Here’s my theory about meetings and life; the three things you can’t fake are erections,…
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on …
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs…