Men are taught to apologize for their …
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
~ Lois Wyse…
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every …
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.
~ Jane…
When two men in business always agree, …
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
~ William Jr.…
I know of only one bird – …
I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks; and it can’t…
No law ever written has stopped any …
No law ever written has stopped any robber, rapist or killer, like cold blue steel…
The first time I ever read the …
The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about…
I have a large seashell collection, which …
I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on the beaches all over…
You can’t have everything. Where would you …
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
~ Steven Wright
Buy awesome books…
When I woke up this morning my …
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I…
What’s another word for Thesaurus? …
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
~ Steven Wright
Buy awesome books published by Steven Wright…
There’s a fine line between fishing and …
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.…
My theory of evolution is that Darwin …
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
~ Steven Wright
Buy awesome books…