Art is making something out of nothing …
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
~ Frank Zappa
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Besides the noble art of getting things …
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving…
When I read about the evils of …
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~ Henny Youngman…
My Grandmother is over eighty and still …
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the…
I told the doctor I broke my …
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to…
I take my wife everywhere, but she …
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
~ Henny Youngman…
I once wanted to become an atheist, …
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no…
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial …
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can…
The truth is that there is nothing …
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The…
The trouble with weather forecasting is that …
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore…
Traveling there was really boring so I …
Traveling there was really boring so I headed for the ditch. It was a rough…
Some for renown, on scraps of learning …
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote,
And think they grow immortal as they…