Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. …
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. …
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time…
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has …
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
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The creator of the universe works in …
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten…
Give a man a fish, and you’ll …
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man…
Dance like it hurts,Love like you need …
Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. …
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
~ Scott Adams
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Wrong’ is one of those concepts that …
Wrong’ is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses.
~ Scott Adams
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of …
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
~ Scott Adams
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Men want sex. If men ruled the …
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants…
If there are no stupid questions, then …
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?…
The best part about being my age …
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.…