One thing I’ve learned in all these …
One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when you…
The most important thing in life is …
The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are never…
The person who knows one thing and …
The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if…
Try to say the very thing you …
Try to say the very thing you really mean, the whole of it, nothing more…
The thing that impresses me the most …
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their…
That’s the thing about needs. Sometimes, when …
That’s the thing about needs. Sometimes, when you get them met, you don’t need them…
The nice thing about being a celebrity …
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think…
That’s the thing about being a former …
That’s the thing about being a former fat camp champ: when asked if I’d change…
If I’ve learned one thing in the …
If I’ve learned one thing in the 14 years I’ve been a full-time cartoonist, it’s…
The great thing about getting older is …
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages…
The only nice thing about being imperfect …
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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The surprising thing about young fools is …
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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