Opera in English is, in the main, …
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.…
If the English language made any sense, …
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.…
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled …
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German…
It was one of those perfect English …
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory…
Every English poet should master the rules …
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or…
I don’t have an English accent because …
I don’t have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken…