As the poet said, ‘Only God can …
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so…
Eighty percent of success is showing up. …
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
~ Woody Allen
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen …
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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His lack of education is more than …
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.…
How can I believe in God when …
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught…
How is it possible to find meaning …
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and…
I am at two with nature. …
I am at two with nature.
~ Woody Allen
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I can’t listen to that much Wagner. …
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.…
I don’t want to achieve immortality through …
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through…
I tended to place my wife under …
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
~ Woody Allen
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I took a speed reading course and …
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It…
I was thrown out of college for …
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into…