If you shoot at mimes, should you …
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
~ Steven Wright
Buy awesome…
I was walking down the street wearing …
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
~ Steven…
I used to work in a fire …
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the…
I have an existential map. It has …
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
~…
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t …
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
~ Steven Wright
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have …
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
~ Steven Wright
Buy awesome books…
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a …
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
~ Steven Wright…