I believe that the government that governs …
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and…
When the president decides something on Monday, …
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We know that polls are just a …
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Equations are the devil’s sentences. …
Equations are the devil’s sentences.
~ Stephen Colbert
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There’s an old saying about those who …
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I don’t want someone shoving his views …
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