Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three …
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work, those…
Is fuel efficiency really what we need …
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really…
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it …
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
~ Russell Baker
Buy awesome…
People seem to enjoy things more when …
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have…
People who say you’re just as old …
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
~…
The goal of all inanimate objects is …
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
~…
The only thing I was fit for …
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion…
Usually, terrible things that are done with …
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not…