A girl phoned me the other day …
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”…
I haven’t spoken to my wife in …
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates …
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous –…
I went to a fight the other …
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Life is just a bowl of pits. …
Life is just a bowl of pits.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for …
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Rodney Dangerfield…
My wife is always trying to get …
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told…
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The …
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and…
When I was a kid my parents …
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.…
When I was born the doctor took …
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over…