A boy can learn a lot from …
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of…
An ardent supporter of the hometown team …
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take…
Anyone can do any amount of work …
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed…
As for me, except for an occasional …
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I…
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime …
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
~ Robert Benchley
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Drawing on my fine command of the …
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
~ Robert Benchley…
Drinking makes such fools of people, and …
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that…
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, …
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It isn’t…
It took me fifteen years to discover …
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but…
The surest way to make a monkey …
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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There are two kinds of people in …
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two…