A hat should be taken off when …
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for…
A little government and a little luck …
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool…
Always read stuff that will make you …
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle…
Drugs have taught an entire generation of …
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
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Fish is the only food that is …
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it…
Humans are the only animals that have …
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,…
Never fight an inanimate object. …
Never fight an inanimate object.
~ P. J. O’Rourke
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of …
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in…
The mystery of government is not how …
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.…
The U.S. Constitution is less than a …
The U.S. Constitution is less than a quarter the length of the owner’s manual for…
The weirder you are going to behave, …
The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works…
Very little is known of the Canadian …
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone…