A door is what a dog is …
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
~ Ogden…
A family is a unit composed not …
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an…
I think that I shall never see a …
I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless…
Middle age is when you’ve met so …
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet…
Parents were invented to make children happy …
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
~ Ogden…
People who have what they want are …
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they…
People who work sitting down get paid …
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
~…
Progress might have been all right once, …
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
~…
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. …
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
~ Ogden Nash
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