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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love …
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
~ Matt Groening
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All normal people love meat. If I …
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no…
All right, brain, you don’t like me, …
All right, brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let’s just…
Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of …
Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Christmas is a time when people of …
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Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? …
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts …
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
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Good things don’t end in ‘eum,’ they …
Good things don’t end in ‘eum,’ they end in ‘mania’…or ‘teria’.
~ Matt Groening
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How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything …
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How is education supposed to make me …
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I can’t believe it! Reading and writing …
I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
~ Matt Groening
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