I have spent most of my life …
I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened
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I have never taken any exercise except …
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
~ Mark Twain
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I have never let my schooling interfere …
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
~ Mark Twain
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I have been through some terrible things …
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.…
I have a higher and grander standard …
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not…
I don’t like to commit myself about …
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in…
I don’t give a damn for a …
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one…
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I …
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved…
I am opposed to millionaires, but it …
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.…
Humor is the great thing, the saving …
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our…
Honesty is the best policy – when …
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
~ Mark Twain…
Habit is habit, and not to be …
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out the window by man, but coaxed…