Here is a lesson in creative writing. …
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are…
There is a tragic flaw in our …
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what can…
Thanks to TV and for the convenience …
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of…
One of the few good things about …
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television,…
Beware of the man who works hard …
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself…
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my …
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
~ Kurt Vonnegut
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Say what you will about the sweet …
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity…
Life happens too fast for you ever …
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just…
Laughter and tears are both responses to …
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh,…
If you can do a half-assed job …
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a…
I want to stay as close to …
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over.…
Beware of the man who works hard …
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself…