America is the country where you buy …
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar…
Happiness often sneaks in through a door …
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.
~ John…
Love is the delightful interval between meeting …
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks…
One of my chief regrets during my …
One of my chief regrets during my recent years in the theater is that I…
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. …
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing…