Give a man a fish and he …
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man…
Go through your phone book, call people …
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the…
Here’s something to think about: How come …
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins…
How would it be if we discovered …
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let…
I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and …
I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at…
If God had wanted us to vote, …
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~ Jay…
Now there are more overweight people in …
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are…
The reason there are two senators for …
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be…
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A …
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good’Maybe you’re…
There’s this big pie in show business, …
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole pie.…
You cannot be mad at somebody who …
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as…