Cockroaches and socialites are the only things …
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat…
I tend to live in the past …
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
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The only thing wrong with immortality is …
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that …
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second…
There are more of them than us. …
There are more of them than us.
~ Herb Caen
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