I’m not concerned about all hell breaking …
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will…
I’m completely in favor of the separation …
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that…
I think it’s the duty of the …
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is…
Honesty may be the best policy, but …
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination,…
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you …
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof…
As a matter of principle, I never …
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
~ George Carlin…