All God’s children are not beautiful. Most …
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Ask your child what he wants for …
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people …
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I must take issue with the term …
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I …
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances …
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If you are a dog and your …
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In real life, I assure you, there …
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Life is something that happens when you …
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
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My favorite animal is steak. …
My favorite animal is steak.
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No animal should ever jump up on …
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he…