At my lemonade stand I used to …
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge…
I like to play chess with old …
I like to play chess with old men in the park. But it’s so hard…
I was the kid next door’s imaginary …
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
~ Emo Phillips
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People come up to me and say, …
People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to you?”…
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth …
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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I used to think that the brain …
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.…