I don’t need a baby growing inside …
I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there’s…
They say you just stand over there, …
They say you just stand over there, he’ll say thank you and you walk back…
In the beginning there was nothing. God …
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was…
The only thing that scares me more …
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there…
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad …
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing…
Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until …
Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.…
Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. …
Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a …
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now,…
I was in yoga the other day. …
I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras…
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they …
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out…
I gotta work out. I keep saying …
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I…
I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s …
I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know…