A lot of people mistake a short …
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
~ Doug Larson…
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the …
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.…
Few things are more satisfying than seeing …
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.…
Home computers are being called upon to …
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of…
If all the cars in the United …
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would…
If people concentrated on the really important …
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of…
If the English language made any sense, …
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.…
Instead of giving a politician the keys …
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to…
Spring is when you feel like whistling …
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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The aging process has you firmly in …
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge…
The cat could very well be man’s …
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting…
The only nice thing about being imperfect …
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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