Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, …
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who…
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the …
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
~ Dave Barry
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I can win an argument on any …
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and…
I think Superman should go on the …
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down …
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really …
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count…
We Americans live in a nation where …
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What I look forward to is continued …
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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You can only be young once. But …
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers …
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always been…
Electricity is actually made up of extremely …
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The only really good place to buy …
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