Brain: an apparatus with which we think …
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
~ Ambrose Bierce
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Bore, n.: A person who talks when …
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates …
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another’s …
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
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Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know …
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well…
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly …
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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